★ Department of Strategic Absenteeism ★

MASS BUNKING CALCULATOR

Mathematically derive how much you can slack off without your HOD sending an emergency letter home.

☕ 100% PROVEN

STEP 1

Confess Your Numbers

Classes Attended (Even if you were half-asleep) physically present!

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Total Classes Held (The denominator of doom) total bells rung

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Target Attendance % (College minimum mandate) 75%

50% 65% 75% 85% 95%

Live recalculating...

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"Sleeping in the 4th row with a pencil in your hand is an art form."

🟡 WALKING THE TIGHTROPE Current: 80.0%

You can safely bunk

3 CLASSES

🎲 RISK TAKER

You're in the safe pocket, but don't get cocky. One surprise mass bunk and you're in the dean's office.

Attendance Threshold 40 / 50 attended

GOAL

⚡ WHAT-IF SIMULATOR:

HOD says: "Attendance isn't just a number, it's... wait, actually it is just a number."

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